anticodon:

So I was on the train today and these two black guys were having a conversation not even that loud and said “nigga” like once when this white lady turns around and says “How do you think MLK Jr. would feel about you using that kind of language” and one of the guys snaps back and said “Idk maybe if your people didn’t shoot him I would know”

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majinbooze:

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zubat:

Good things come in small packages to those who wait but you also have to wake up earlier than birds sometimes

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cadaverousgallant:

I’M HONESTLY LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW

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sOARIN’ FLYIN’ THERE’S NOT S TAR IN HEAVEN THAT WE CAn”t REACH

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